Sneaking around after gym class

Into a place no man has trespassed

Thirty fine women, all for me

I'm gonna get the show of my life for free

When the bell rings, I get excited

I’m going to a party where I’m not invited

If I get caught, it’ll spell my doom,

Cause I’m sneaking into the girls’ locker room

Climb into a locker and lie in wait

Being perverted never felt so great

Some may call me a peeping tom

But if you don't find me, then it’s not wrong!

When the bell rings, I get excited

I’m going to a party where I’m not invited

If I get caught, it’ll spell my doom,

Cause I’m sneaking into the girls’ locker room!